Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of… (read more)
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Beer is good food
It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the correct cereal-milk ratio.