My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
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I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...
The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our...
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true...
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you...
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want...
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and...
The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking...
Now is the age of anxiety.
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.