May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.