Life is what makes us venture out, but it is love that brings us home.
In the eyes of his child, the average father is about ten feet tall.
The door that will no longer open is usually the one that you slammed shut.
Laughter is contagious. Expose yourself to it regularly.
Your life is like a balloon....if you never let yourself go, you will never know how far you can rise.
Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American… (read more)
Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.
People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a… (read more)