Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and… (read more)
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a… (read more)
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only… (read more)
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.