Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that… (read more)
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?