Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one… (read more)
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights,… (read more)