The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.