Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when.. (read more)
As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone.. (read more)
Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.
I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I.. (read more)
Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends.. (read more)
The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that.. (read more)
There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When.. (read more)
Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.