Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do.. (read more)
My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.
Why fight when you can negotiate?
Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could.. (read more)
There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married... (read more)