All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall.. (read more)
"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not.. (read more)
Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends.. (read more)
I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time.. (read more)
There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.
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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome
Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.