We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving.. (read more)
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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking.. (read more)
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life... (read more)
After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want.. (read more)
My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.
You’re supposed to let go of the past and start off new. You’re supposed to.. (read more)
Let's make a beautiful world. Happy New Year!