New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.
Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg
Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering 'it will be happier.
It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the.. (read more)
Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your… (read more)
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good at them.