Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you.. (read more)
Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid.. (read more)
I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores
I just want to make people smile and happy. I just want people to love.. (read more)
For some reason, people think I am this terrible person and it really hurts me.. (read more)
Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass.
Some people are born skinny, and that's just the way it is. You can't point.. (read more)