Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.
The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow.. (read more)
Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope.. (read more)
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's.. (read more)
Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it.. (read more)
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things... (read more)
And we, who have always thought of happiness climbing, would feel the emotion that almost.. (read more)
Man being reasonable,must get drunk,the best of life is but intoxication