Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized
Picture Quote by Fred Allen
Topics:
Celebrity Picture Quotes
,
Funny Picture Quotes
,
Success Picture Quotes
Related Picture Quotes
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
— view —
Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla
— view —
We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...
— view —
All I want for Christmas is Money.
— view —
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...
— view —
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...
— view —
All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...
— view —
Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome
— view —
When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...
— view —
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...
— view —
Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...
— view —
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....
— view —
As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...
— view —
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
— view —
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
— view —
A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...
— view —
It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...
— view —
There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...
— view —
If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC
— view —